The flowers won't be here till halfway through the ceremony. var myimages=new Array() myimages[26]="adverts2020/advert2020mollysgame.jpg" Review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reports that 15% of 116 critics have given the film a positive review, with an average rating of 3.93/10. var imagelinks=new Array() It was already ruined. myimages[1]="adverts2020/top50mostromanticnycfilms.jpg" Lily, I will take care of this. myimages[13]="adverts2020/advert2020fatalattraction.jpg" Ted : It totally does. Don't worry. 47 minutes before the wedding… document.write('') Ted : Really? She's pregnant. imagelinks[7]="thebountyhunter.html" if (ry==0) When she was in law school she fell for another student Dex (Colin Egglesfield) who comes from an affluent family. Look at my hair! 24 minutes before the wedding… "Hey, baby, want to pluck?" Lily : I don't have mine either. Andrea : Oh, I don't really-- I can only reach about half the strings. Robin... My makeup looks perfect right now, and I'm about to cry. Barney : Hey, you want to know what line doesn't work on a harp player? And then when everything goes wrong, you won't care because you already had the real wedding out here. Lily : I'm good. 2. var ry=Math.floor(Math.random()*myimages.length) Something Borrowed (2011) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. */ Try it free. Ted, you're my best man! I look like one of the Backstreet Boys! I can cross off two things. Marshall : Okay, problem solved. Ted : Okay, we have a bit of a situation. Lily : Thank you. We're still going to have our acoustic guitar player. Lily : Yeah. Barney : Not even a little. They kiss 13 minutes before the wedding, Marshall’s wearing the toupee. Marshall : What? Now my mom's making me invite the Lessners. Lily : Slow down. if (ry==0) Movie: Something Borrowed. You can't think of any place in the general area where there might be a toupee of the kind I'm describing to you? I think we should go for a walk, okay? ... Something Borrowed, Something Blue. Lily : Oh, no. Ted : What? Lily : My veil got thrashed, the harp player is in labor, and I'm not wearing my wedding underwear. Rachel (Ginnifer Goodwin) is a lawyer. I have seen this movie too many time for me to count. Lily : Robin, it's fine. imagelinks[19]="whathappensinvegas.html" imagelinks[18]="interview.html" Usually, the wedding dress itself will cover that. Ben : Oh, no! Robin : That's Scooter. Learned that in a day. imagelinks[1]="onefineday.html" I did the rest. How are people going to know whose butt that is? myimages[24]="adverts2020/advert2020manhattan.jpg" Preview: Something Borrowed I was in the fifth grade the first time I thought about turning thirty. //specify random images below. Marshall : What? It might be a little on the nose to borrow a song from a wedding you recently attended, but maybe reach a little further back and see if you can pinch the song your parents or parents-in-law-to-be danced to. End of flashback. Something Old, New, Borrowed, Blue. Barman : And I need you to get out of my face. Bill : Can I ask you something? Marshall :Yeah, I know. Ted : Marshall accidentally shaved part of his head. Eventually they get engaged and Darcy asks Rachel to be her Maid of Honor. Robin : And you will. Scooter runs out… Did Amy do this to you? myimages[2]="adverts2020/advert2020annie.jpg" myimages[8]="adverts2020/advert2020thedevilwearsprada.jpg" Barney : Uh... Don't think they do that anymore. Um, I'll just pluck the other half. Lily : I'm fine. I'd love to be able to cross "harp player" off my list. imagelinks[9]="thefamily.html" myimages[19]="adverts2020/advert2020johnwick.jpg" Barney : Thank you all for coming. All brides and brides-to-be know the old rhyme about carrying something old, new, borrowed, and blue on their wedding day. myimages[23]="adverts2020/advert2020youvegotmail.jpg" imagelinks[24]="manhattan.html" Remember, we are happy to learn your special song, so don’t hesitate to … Lily : What could you have that could possibly make me feel better? (Ben’s wearing a toupee) Shouldn't be hard to find out. But my ex-boyfriend? That's okay. The wedding you set out to have is almost never the wedding you end up with. Let me go get a pen. var ry=Math.floor(Math.random()*myimages.length) Barney : I can't From this day forward so as long as you both shall live? Robin : What happened to "I don't want a perfect wedding"? Ted : Get married now. Scooter. Ted (2030) : The closer you get to the big day, the more concessions you make. I have something that'll make you feel better. Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spears... 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Robin : He's gonna cry. CREDITS